AH my loves I hope you guys all have a great time during Christmas or whatever you celebrate.

BAH I still have to wrap gifts but it won't be so bad YAY this damn holiday is almost over. Anyhow so mucho love, and awesome Christmassy/holiday wishes from me to all of you

- Hazer the Blazer

MY RE5 WESKER FIGURINE CAME IN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay call me a geek for having spent that much cash on it, and then being this giddy but I don't care. I LOVES IT!

Where have I been

Seriously I'm getting horrible at this

Alright, this crazy bitch known as Blazer Tis me has been stalking around DA on again and off again. Why?? I have no clue. Though on a good note I got a new scanner. Does that mean I'll be submitting more art who knows. . .horrible as that sounds.

Ummm let's see. YES I AM STILL ALIVE. It seems the world has been able to handle me for 22 years now. I'm 22 now and have been for what 6 days? Yes 6 days. Birthday went just fine, got lots of cards and tshirts and socks HAHA also went to a haunted house which wasn't so scary

On an additional note. Someone please get me off of ebay. . .it's going to kill my wallet. I've been indulging in FAAAAAR too many Resident Evil goodies. A lot of the Wesker persuassion - but would you expect any different from me? Let me just explain how much I've indulged *sigh* okay you know those gorgeous RE5 Wesker figurine things that Hot Toys has made. The really awesome looking S.T.A.R.S. and Midnight outfit ones. Where the fucking eyes light up and all that jazzy shit?

I bought one. Oh yes I spent about $180 on a WESKER KEN DOLL. That's pretty much what it is. And that's not all I've bought. . .got a belt buckle, and a tshirt, and some dogtags and I have more shit coming. So please someone, ANYONE I think it's time for an ebay intervention

Other than that I'm sorting through a fuck biscuit load of faves and comments, and journals. Sorry I haven't been around as much - no real reason why. Emmm I hear there's trouble a troll around the place, shan't name names. . .BUT I am keeping an eye on that so yes.

Anywho LOVE YOU ALL

+EDIT+

I was just looking through their gallery and there's another one! Can you believe it! I'm pissed I can't find a site that officially has them posted cause photobucket isn't the best source but anyhow look at this

[link]

and now look at this

[link]

I'm sorry but this is ridiculous. They're even admitting to having stolen art before and it's too much of a coincidence that they just happened to have "made" the drawings. Seriously does anyone know where those drawings might have come from? Cause after looking at them for a while they pretty much are they same style so I'm assuming the same artist did what I'm going to keep calling the "original" ones.

+END EDIT+

Okay I'm rushing this a bit cause I have to go to work soon BUT I stumbled across this [link] on DA and I as soon as I saw it I knew I had seen something like that before.

AND I was right it was this bit of fanart [link] and granted yes I know it's on photobucket BUT I saw it way before this girl submitted her version of it.

Not for nothing but the one from photobucket has finer details and there a differences in the anatomy that I can see Art thief maybe? I dunno she says she got the pose from a cutscene. . .but I've watched those cutscenes to a retardedly obscene amount and I know he never poses in that exact angle.

I dunno if anyone can tell me where what I'm calling the "original" one is from. If you do know then maybe report it or something? I'd search around myself but I'm gonna be at work all night

ANYWHO much love!

and none are good

Like. . .I was gonna make cupcakes for my friend Steph cause I always make cupcakes for her birthday. ONLY this year I was out of town (and wife don't feel bad cause I had a blast with you and I'd totally do it again) so I was gonna make them tonight. Only we have no fucking eggs in the house and I need eggs for the batter. And is it retarded to be upset about that? Maybe. But I don't really care cause I am pissed about it.

Also I've been drawing a lot lately (finally got out of the art schlump I was in) only now because my old computer was butt fuck loaded with viruses we had to get a new one. AND my old scanner worked with XP. The problem becomes that I have vista now and my scanner won't work with it. I've looked for an update to the program but I haven't found one.

So I have all these sketches that I'd love to color but I can't. And I'm still not all that good at coloring by hand with traditional methods. Though even if I did go that route I still wouldn't be able to scan the finished product to post here on DA so you guys can see

PLUS now I feel off for reason unknown (well actually not unknown however they're irrelevent) GAH WIFE I WANT YOUR BED!

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. . . .(yes I know that sounds weird but I like shouting this) HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY CHILD! I SHAKE MY INTERNET FIST AT YOU! ALL OF YOU JUDGERS OBEY THE FIST! </rant that didn't make me feel better>.


Stolen from cause I wubbles him

001. Name - is TOP SECRET but if you're smart you'll know what it is.

002. Nickname(s)- Hazer, Buito, Toongis, Helly, Hot Pants, Smellen, Hellmelon, Prima, Chickadee, Little Eskimo Girl, Wife, etc they go on and on.

003. Status - Single as can be when it comes to boys. BUT I AM HAPPILY MARRIED!

004. Zodiac sign- Libra betch! We are the best

005. Male or female - Female last I checked!

006. Elementary - Rolling Terrace ES

007. Middle School - Eastern MS & SSI

008. High School - Montgomery Blair HS

009. Smart - In some ways yes. I'd like to think I'm clever and crafty

010. Hair color - Naturally really dark brown. . .I'd dare say black maybe. BUT dyed Red

011. Long or short - Shoulder length. . .though I'm thinking about getting it cut.

012. Loud or Quiet - I can be both. Given that I'm latin I'm just naturally loud but I have my quiet moments. . .more often than not it's when I'm plotting the doom of the world.

013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans please. I work best in them

014. Phone or Camera - Camera! It captures all the craziness!

015. Health freak - I like working out when I feel like working out. Not a complete health nut, obviously I gots chubbs everywhere XD

016. Drink or Smoke? - Of course I drink. Sometimes I think too much and then I realize that in my circle of friends that doesn't exist. I do not smoke though.

017. Do you have a crush on someone? - Nah

018. Eating or Drinking - Nothing at the moment though I am quite hungry

019. Piercings - Just my ears now. I had to take my eyebrow piercing out.

020. Tattoos - They're a work in progress. Unless some kind soul wants to donate to HAZER'S TATTOO FUND

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing - Ears fo sho

024. First best friend - Nicole

025. First award - Ummm

026. First crush - Ben the gymnast. Cutie he was back in 3rd grade.

027. First pet - 2 Hermit Crabs from Ocean City

028. First big vacation - Disneyland when I was 3. . .I don't remember shit from it though except that the pool water I accidentally swallowed tasted like sweet milk.

030. First big birthday - 1st. . .and I don't remember crap from it obviously haha!


CURRENTLY:

049. Eating - Nada

050. Drinking - Nushink. . .though that vodka in the freezer is tempting me.

052. I'm about to - stab something cause I'm pissed. OR make more icons.

053. Listening to - Queens of the Stone Age: First it Giveth

054. Plans for today - Shower, sleep, wake up for work and make monies


YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? - Hells to the naw! I destest children. I want puppies

059. Want to get married? - No sir.

060. Careers - Undecided.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE/ SAME SEX?

068. Lips or eyes - Eyes

070. Shorter or taller? - Taller

072. Romantic or spontaneous - Comical

073. Nice stomach or nice arms - Arms good lord yes!

074. Sensitive or loud - LOUD!

075. Hook-up or relationship - Umm I dunno I could go either way.

077. Troublemaker or hesitant - Troublemaker please. Hesitation is for pussies.

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope seeing as I don't need them *knocks on wood*

081. Ran away from home - Nope

084. Broken someone's heart - Not that I know of.

085. Been arrested - Nope HA!

087. Cried when someone died - Yes


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself - Of course, if I don't then how shall I make others believe in the awesomeness that is me

090. Miracles - I'm gonna say no

091. Love at first sight - I like to think Lust at first sight

092. Heaven - Nope

093. Santa Claus - I ate him for breakfast the other day. Sorry kids

094. Sex on the first date - I don't do dates

095. Kiss on the first date - I don't need a date to kiss someone.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now - Not anyone in particular

o98. Are you really happy with where you are in life? - um kinda. I'm not complaining but whatever I make fun wherever I go

099. Do you believe in God - Not in a Christian sense.