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HOW RETARDED AM I?


[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[1/2] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I got tackled into one and we broke it. HEE EPIC NIGHT)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (That's me everyday )
[1/2] You have ran into a tree/bush (I was drunk and fell on a rose bush. . .from my front porch)
[ ] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 2

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (sometimes I'll just lean over and stumble HAHA)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (i hate it when that happens!)

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire (it's NEVER accidental. Certified Pyro over here )
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 0

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (only when UTTERLY bored then the pryo comes out)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about (LMAO All the time hee_
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (cause they're lame and dont' get me. Losers)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (I can't help it. I'm latin. It's in our blood to be loud. Plus at get-togethers there are so many 'effin people you have to shout to be heard Don't judge me! XD)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[1/2] You have eaten a bug accidentally (riding a bike and a damn bumble bee flew it. It tasted real bitter before I spat it back out XD)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[1/2] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (only my underwear was inside out when I wake up drunk or hung-over)
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 1

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. (I swear these are the new chainmails of the day)
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 1
NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Retarded

44% retarded eh. . . . that's pretty damn close to being a half tard